=benighted-raven: TELL ME A STORY
=Steorra-Moonstar: OK
=Steorra-Moonstar: UH
=benighted-raven: A_A~
=Steorra-Moonstar: OLIM... there was a little demon fetus
=benighted-raven: CUTE
=benighted-raven: WITH WINGS?!
=Steorra-Moonstar: YES. bat wings
=benighted-raven: o0o!
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes. and he lived in the tummy of a moose
=benighted-raven:
=benighted-raven: DID HE WIGGLE?!
=Steorra-Moonstar: YES. he wiggled so much that whenever the moose walked the wiggling would send sonic shock waves through the forest.
=benighted-raven::
=benighted-raven: CUTE
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes. but the other animals disowned the moose. they was like, "YOU SUCK CUZ YOU'RE A FREAK" and the moose was sad.
=benighted-raven: aww ;-; he was just a fetus haver!
=Steorra-Moonstar: ja ;_; so the moose wandered around and the shock waves toppled trees and rocks and stuff. and then... Jesus came o_o
=benighted-raven: WITH SPARKLES?!
=Steorra-Moonstar: YES. he sparkled so much that in China it was... not... night... nomore...
=benighted-raven: that's lots @_@
=Steorra-Moonstar: ja and all the China children were like, "YAY DAYTIME" and the adults were like, "NOOO, our eyes" and they melted.
=benighted-raven: did they melt like sharks?
=Steorra-Moonstar: oh for sure
=benighted-raven: A_A~
=Steorra-Moonstar: and so then jesus was like, "you gotsa troublesome fetus, lol" and the moose was like, "wtf, yo". and jesus said, "i'll take it off your hands and put it in mah tummy instead."
=benighted-raven: A_A~
=benighted-raven: can the fetus' name be... Pocket Potato?
=Steorra-Moonstar: if you so desire
=benighted-raven: k
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes. so then the moose's tummy shrank and jesus's got bigger as the osmostistic transfer of Pocket Potato took place
=benighted-raven: A_A like laz0rz coming from their belly butans?
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes. and smoke effects from their eyes cuz it's fun
=benighted-raven: o0o0o
=benighted-raven: and flames from their nostrils
=Steorra-Moonstar: indeed
=Steorra-Moonstar: and then jesus was leik "IM PREGGERZ" and he got lotsa wedding gifts from his apostles
=benighted-raven: awwwwww
=benighted-raven: was jesus a mormon?
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes cuz all the hott chicks wanna be married to jesus
=benighted-raven: lololool
=benighted-raven: chix0r
=Steorra-Moonstar: l33
=benighted-raven: Tell me of the birthing.
=Steorra-Moonstar: ok, so then jesus fell over and was like, "OMG IT HURRRTS" and the hand of Pocket Potato popped out of his stomach liek in Alien and everyone was like, "WTF BITCH"
=benighted-raven: DID HE SQUIRM OUT WITH BLUE COLORED FETAL FLUID?!
=Steorra-Moonstar: YES and it smelled of PUMPKIN
=benighted-raven: o0o0o0o cute, did little Tato carve a face out of JEsus' tummy?
=Steorra-Moonstar: yes. and after that everyone was like, "AWESOME TATTOO JESUS"
=benighted-raven: cuuuuuuute
=benighted-raven: with an oozing flesh wound
=Steorra-Moonstar: that smelled really bad
=benighted-raven: icky ;-;
=Steorra-Moonstar: fo sho